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rita. twenty. new jersey. this one time ty olsson held me and i pretty much died.

pixelatedpropaganda replied to your post: so i almost just inadvertently set my room on fire…

wot.

um.. my air conditioner is kinda leaking water and i thought it stopped doing that? so it leaked onto some wires and shit behind my desktop and there was a crackle and a decent sized pop full of sparks? and now i’m really scared because i screamed and ran out and grabbed my (sleeping) dad off the couch and told him my room was on fire..

so i almost just inadvertently set my room on fire a+ now i’m shaking

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i don’t know what’s wrong with me but i have a cramp in my back/side and it’s feels like i need to crack it but at the same time it also feels like one of my ribs is slightly out of place and i just

so apparently the shop cannot fix my car

Posted 1 day ago

i finished a half gallon of turkey hill peach tea in less than 12 hours and i don’t even care

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itsbetterthananal:

im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already

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beaconchills:

[screams]

beaconchills:

[screams]

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Posted 1 day ago (originally beaconchills) + 561 notes

i’ve spent the last forty minutes watching corey taylor cover songs on youtube ask me how many regrets i have

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